Here's Something I Want For No Solid Reason

"Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars) 01/05/2017 at 22:29 • Filed to: Ford

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A 2008 Ford Expedition Funkmaster Flex Edition, in it’s black on red pseudo racing stripe glory.

I remember when these ridiculous things were new. My Ford dealer had six of them, and one sat on the lot for about a year, I don’t care, I need one in my life so I can be the alpha 2008 Rap Man vehicle driver.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Jack Does Cars 01/05/2017 at 22:32

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Probably pretty expensive for kindling.

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > Jack Does Cars 01/05/2017 at 23:02

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With those rims you’ll get all the ladies, with that color you get jealous stares from the inferior men who have lesser vehicles, and with that fuel economy you get to sneer at hybrid owners with their “save the planet” attitudes.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jack Does Cars 01/05/2017 at 23:43

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hideous.

just kill it with fire

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > Jack Does Cars 01/06/2017 at 01:01

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I think the stock rims look better, unless these were an option. I’d drive it, but not for the money these things go for. I saw one for sale near me recently and the wanted almost $25k, that’s a little too steep for an Expedition. So I guess it was a no-go on that work van?

Jack Does Cars > Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition 01/06/2017 at 07:09

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I forgot to update, but the van isn’t happening. Way too much work for a first project.

Jack Does Cars > touring the brook - now with ZHP! 01/06/2017 at 07:09

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I drive a Volvo wagon, so I already get all the ladies. Obviously. But I just need the rims.

Jack Does Cars > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/06/2017 at 07:10

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I am scared of fire.

Jack Does Cars > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/06/2017 at 07:10

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No thank you.

Pistol Whipped Cream > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/06/2017 at 11:37

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I agree with this. Though there are a few being drivin around the PHX area still..